See! Told you he went on a bit!

I don’t know whether I’m the organ grinder or the monkey! What’s occurring!

It's fun to stay at the Y..M..C..A!!

Stop monkeying about we want to go home for tea!

Where did see no evil and speak no evil creep off too when I wasnt looking!!!

I've heard enough about Stoke F.C they just make me laugh!

Hear no evil!

For the love of BNI SW MIDS will someone please switch that karaoke machine off Peter is making my ears bleed !!

BNI's answer to "every which way but loose" all those younger than 40 will have to Google it !!!

Oh no! He's going on about Stoke FC again!!!

I wonder if he'll hear me coming when I go to steal that banana he's holding.

Peter's live video link with London Zoo goes horribly wrong during BNI Karaoke performance.

LaLaLa, I'm not listening!

Peter, the doc told you to take it easy... BNI have asked me to stand in... I've got the same ears and I'm better looking so pass the mike please and go find yourself a nice quiet corner and let a REAL performer show you how to network... Social Media...
they named it after me mate xxx

NEWSFLASH! Scientists rave as finally, the 'Missing Link' is found presenting a conference in Droitwich

and I thought I was the only trained chimp around here

There's so much love in the room I just want to give back, so I'd like to finish with a very special song called "Wind beneath my wings!"

I heard it......that was definately "premature solicitation" Peter!

I know they have always twinned towns, la, la, la, la I am not listening to you. I don't care who you are I don't want to be twinned with you. And look at me at least I can raise a smile for the audience tonight.

'Does anybody know what the Chimpanzee in the picture is saying?'

See no evil... hear no evil... ah! We're a monkey short...!